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Hi and welcome to our very first funny horse names topic. At Ace petnames we have, so far, given pet names to dogs, cats, puppies, kittens, rodents and fish. 

We won't stop until we have pet names for every animal out there. This new topic has been on our to do list for a long time.

Not many people have the luxury of owning such a beautiful animal.

But they make a good item for funny pet names. 

Horses are known as fast, elegant, graceful, with and occasional temper outburst. 

In horse racing we often see names that are supposed to be positive, bring luck and confident sounding.

We, on the other hand, decided to go the other way around.

A collection of really amusing, witty and hilarious horse names.

That is our list! See the list below.

Hi and welcome to our very first funny horse names topics.

At Ace petnames we have, so far, given pet names to dogs, cats, puppies, kittens, rodents and fish.

This new topic has been on our to do list for a long time.

Not many people have the luxury of owning such a beautiful animal.

But these animals make a good subject for funny pet names. 

Horses are known as fast, elegant, graceful, with and occasional temper outburst. 

In horse racing we often see names that are supposed to be positive, bring luck and confident sounding. We, on the other hand, decided to go the other way around.

A collection of really amusing, witty and hilarious horse names is the result.

See the list below!


20 Of The Best Funny Horse Names:

1  -Meatexpress, it’s a good thing horses don’t understand English.

2  -Three legz, talking about an insulting name!

3  -Badluck Hoof, not a name you’ll be betting on at the horse race track any time soon.

4  -Spankme, befitting for a racing horse. 

5  -Refusetorun, a horse with this name is probably going to be an underdog in any circumstance.

6  -Pigsrun, will probably run like a pig. Not very useful.

7  -Edward Walk Backwards, now here’s a horse you can count on.

8  -Dead-on-arrival, this won’t win any races on or off the track.

9  -Chase The Rabbit, aren’t racing dogs supposed to chase the rabbit?

10 -Harakiri, a horse named suicide isn’t going to bring you much luck.

11 -Kitty Express, a cute and adorable name. But for a horse?

12 -Easily Offended, you don’t want to take this horse for a ride. That’s for sure.

13 -Kickstarter, we wouldn’t want to be walking behind this horse.

14 -Psychopath, no comment.

15 -Bad Temper, not a horse to take your kids on a ride with.

16 -Mood Swings, any animal names mood swing should be avoided.

17 -Thin Rhino, not very flattering for an animal known for its grace and elegant posture.

18 -Drunking Prancer, this one is plain hilarious!

19 -O.D., as in overdosed. A testosterone and drugged horse will surely be a nightmare.

20 -My Little Phony, we saved the best for last. Probably the biggest and most insulting name for any horse. Anywhere.


That’s it for funny names for horses. Check out the funny names for dogs, cats and other pets.

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